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Walls in Heaven 7-20-06

After his death, a man standing at the Pearly Gates noticed a high wall around a section of Heaven.

 He asked St. Peter, “Why is there a wall in Heaven?”

 St. Peter responded, “Oh, that’s where we put West Virginians, because whenever the weekend comes, they keep trying to go home.”

 It is hard for employers outside of the state to understand the depth and meaning of the phrase, “I need to go home,” when stated by a West Virginian.

 When said by someone from another state, one might assume that there’s been a death in the family, or some kind of family emergency. In the case of a West Virginian, sometimes that’s true, but how many employers can comprehend that the words, “I need to go home” could also mean, “It’s time to harvest the crop,” or “It’s our family reunion” or simply, “I need to walk quietly in the wooded hills before I lose my mind?”

 The third year Frank and I were together, he spent nine months out of the year working in Northern Virginia. In nine months, we saw each other four times; twice he came home, once I went to Virginia, and one weekend, we met in the middle. We were in a financial pickle that year, and he did what had to be done.

 When winter came, I found myself alone, deep in a shaded hollow, in a house that used wood heat, in a valley that had two steep gravel hills as the only way out. The sun didn’t shine on me from the eastern hilltops until 11:30 a.m., and by 4 p.m. it vanished over the western mountains. Two weeks before Christmas, during our bi-weekly telephone call, I was terribly sad.

 “It’s time for you to come home,” I cried.

 The next day, Frank put in his notice at work, and began packing and preparing to come home to stay. The only surprise for his Virginia employers was that he had stayed so long already.

West Virginians have traveled to Northern Virginia (and other locations) for work for decades. Known as hard workers, established employers will sometimes favor a West Virginia applicant unconsciously because of this reputation of West Virginia work ethic.

 Obviously, shown by the joke I was sent over the internet, there is a drawback to hiring an out-of-state West Virginian . . . Nine times out of 10, they have to go home on a regular basis, and five times out of 10, they will likely walk into the office at some point and simply say, “I’m done here.”

I’ve come to believe that this happens to transplanted West Virginians because they have such deep roots in a fertile culture here at home. West Virginians have trouble growing roots outside of the state. Here, they know everything about everyone, their parents, grandparents--generations of life stories. You could know someone in another state for years, and still never know their roots (if they even have any).

 West Virginians have deep rooted doubt, deep rooted faith, deep rooted love and anger. West Virginians have deep roots.

 This is why there are elderly residents here who have never left West Virginia. This is why West Virginians have a hard time establishing a “new root system” outside the state. This is why West Virginians often need to come home to their roots.

I don’t know if I would climb a wall and run from the Pearly Gates to escape home to “Almost Heaven, West Virginia.” (I sometimes wonder if I can spend the rest of this life in West Virginia, much less the next life, but then again, I’m a transplant.)

 I do know, however, that each of our lives is affected by those around us; those who are returning, those who are new, those who stay, those who go, those who speak and those who are silent. Our lives are affected and our characters are molded by those who love us, hate us, serve us . . . even by those who ignore us or don’t know us, but encounter us for a single moment by a fluke.

 It’s all because of those deep, interwoven roots.

 How we treat others in our root system now will decide whether or not we get the choice later to climb the wall in Heaven to come back home.

I try to remind myself of that.

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