Be sure to disconnect any and all devices you use
to access the internet before you go to bed Saturday night to avoid
damage from a planned outage of the World Wide Web to clean up all of
the unused electronic flotsam and jetsam.
corporation, in association with all major computer manufacturers, will
be using powerful multi-lingual internet crawling robots to purge
inactive ftp, www and gopher sites form the web around the world.
has allocated 29 of their now famous ‘Watson’ computers to the project.
Many internet users may have noticed that the web
has been running slower lately, and that more and more important emails
are being lost or being received without attachments. This is all due to
the massive clogging of the internet by spam and rogue websites. This
procedure will be like cleaning all of junk on your home computer, only
on a worldwide scale.
The companies performing the purge will not be held
responsible for damage done to any personal devices, so, be sure to
completely disconnect all of your electronic devices. Even your cell
phone must be turned off and the battery removed if it has the ability
to access the internet.